Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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