if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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