Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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