I'd wear matching sweaters with you
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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