I didn't shave. On purpose
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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