i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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