do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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