You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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