So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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