is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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