Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he puts the penis in happiness.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
