ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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