so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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