yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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