So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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