why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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