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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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