I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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