Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
