Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
nutella sex= disaster
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
