garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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