so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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