There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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