I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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