i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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