Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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