Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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