And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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