drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
All the doctor said was why
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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