Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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