Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Randomize
