I am in a vortex of obligation.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
