Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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