I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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