that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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