D3 body, D1 cock
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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