I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
