Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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