I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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