And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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