do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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