Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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