my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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