I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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