You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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