I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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