FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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