The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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