I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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