i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
tell me about the fingering
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