No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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