She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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